The word "masterpiece" is still clearly an understatement, this is just the absolute definition of perfection in .swf format.
I love this flash.
Old Clock Crew flashes are my favourite flashes on NG and this is a perfect tribute to them, the humour is perfect and absolutely spot on throughout the entire flash.
The animation is actually pretty decent even though you claimed that you were attempting to make it bad.
The graphics are also pretty decent. Since this was a classic styled CC flash I was expecting heavy use of lines and gradients, unlike old CC toons; this tends to go for the post-flash 5 style using smooth brushes as well as single colours instead of gradient rape.
My only issue with this flash is the music. The music seems to be in the way, out of place and just creates the illusion that it is just there to show off or boast about your "superior indie hipster taste", there's a reason my clock p0rno flash isn't plastered with Obituary songs. :D
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